SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, Jan. 8, 2018 (Gephardt Daily) — Happy Monday! Yeah … we’re not buying it, either.
However! We’ll tell you about the weird cold snap across the South that has iguanas freezing solid and falling out of trees. Yes. It’s raining iguanas. Someone in Miami just won the $450 million dollar Powerball this weekend. Someone who is likely dead on the floor from a heart attack, clutching the winning ticket to his/her chest. Chris Evans — Captain America and hot? — just started an hysterical Twitter battle over his celebrity fantasy football league.
There’s a new scarf that actually filters out most of the inversion and smog here in Utah! In People Who Are Going To Hell, we present you with the Worst Grandmother In The World. Then! Apparently Mitt Romney and President Trump had a secret chat last weekend, based on their history, we can’t image it was soft and cuddly.
Why you shouldn’t use public charging stations for your phone, the most fascinating science finds of 2017, and best moments of 2017, all wrapped up in a lovely video … And! You at Christopher’s Prime Steakhouse with three of your favorite people, just because you dropped a comment to enter on today’s show — we’ll draw a winner Friday.
See? Monday’s not quite as horrible as we thought.